I Live For The Sunshine And The Rain
horror movie opening scene

white girl:  i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy:  come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl:  you're just trying to scare me.
white boy:  lmao  they continue walking for a few seconds  *white couple hears noise*
white girl:  babe what that??
white boy:  i'll go investigate  *leaves her alone*  *choking noises*
white girl:  zack!!!
white boy:  ha ha just kidding!
white girl:  asshole!
white boy:  im just playin babe
white girl:  that wasnt funny but ur still cute  *playful kiss*  *things turn sexy*  *hear noise*
white boy:  i'll go investigate  *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*  *maybe a thud*
white girl:  zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!  *she walks and he dead*
white girl:  ahhh!!  *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl:  ahhh!!!  *white girl runs*  *dead end*  *hides*  *thinks she free n safe*  *guy catches her*  *cuts her*  *she dead*
opening title slashes across screen:  BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D






Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic






And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR


I seriously miss the book fair.

Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?


We even had them in Pakistan and they were a big hit.

Oh the good old days



that face that all corny white gays make when they’re imitating black women

You mean when they look like the spawn of voldermort?



White folks who think Lupita shouldn’t win, believe so because they think Black people can inherently play a slave, they believe we are inherently inferior. In their minds being a slave isn’t a stretch, because how hard is it to portray yourself.


you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story